Husband calls his wife from another city. The servant picked the Phone.
Husband: Begum saheba se bat karao
Servant: Sir, wo to Saheb k sath TV dekh rahe hain.
Husband: Magar Saheb to main hun!!
Servant: Sir ab mere lye kya hukam hai??
Husband: Foran se maar do dono ko
Servant went inside and killed both of them. After that he cam back to phone.
Servant: Sir dono ko mar dya, ab lashon ka kya karon?
Husband: Wo ghar k peechay swimming pool mai phenk k bhag jao
Servant: Magar sir ghar k peechay to koi swimming pool hai he nie!!
Husband: OHHHHHHHH, Sorry WRONG NUMBER...........
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