About a Sheikh

A sheikh on his death time:

My Wife, where are you?

Wife replied: Yes, I am here

Sheikh: My sons, my daughters where are you?

All replied: Dad we are here.

Sheikh chillate hoe: "Te fer naal wale kamray da pankha kyon chalda pya way?"

Sardar Jee Train me

Train chali, sardar Jee aik Dabbay mai charh gehe.
Ticket checker Bola: Kyon Paa Jee nazar nei aata ye ladies ka dabba hai
Sardar Jee: Sorry G, menu laga C tusi Mard O

Sardar Ka jawab

Aik sardar dosray sardar se: Yar aik naey washing powder se shirt dohe hai to wo choti ho gei hai. Ab batao kya karon?

Dosra Sardar: Arey yar iss mai kya mushkel hai, Osi washing powder se khud b naha lo. Puri aa jae ge.

Pathan Ke Aqalmandi

Pehla Pathan: Jab ham chota tha tab ham Minar-e-Pakistan se gir gya tha.

Dosra Pathan: Ohe tum mar gya tha ya bach gya tha??

Pehla Pathan: Yara ham ko yad nei, oss waqt ham chota tha.

Sheikh Ke kanjoosi

Sheikh 4th floor se neechay gira. Girte hoe kitchen ke window k pas poncha to apni BV ko dekh kar chillaya:
"Oay meri Roti na pakaeeeen"

Hindu, Muslim and Sardar Jee

On airport, three Men were waiting for their sons.

Hindu: Hamare ameer zadey ne aana hai.

Muslim: Hamare Nawab zadey ne aana hai.

Sardar: Sadey v haraam zadey ne aana ae.

Pait ke kharabi

Aik aadmi ka pait kharab ho gya. Wo doctor ke pas gya aor doctor ko yun batane laga:
"Doctor Saheb, subah se Network Kharab hai, Miss calls pe miss calls aa rahe hain, Outgoing bilkul free hai, Tarah tarah ke ringtones baj rahe hain, Pait mai balance bilkul nei rehta, Jetna load karo sab khatam........"

Wrong Number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Husband calls his wife from another city. The servant picked the Phone.
Husband: Begum saheba se bat karao
Servant: Sir, wo to Saheb k sath TV dekh rahe hain.
Husband: Magar Saheb to main hun!!
Servant: Sir ab mere lye kya hukam hai??
Husband: Foran se maar do dono ko
Servant went inside and killed both of them. After that he cam back to phone.
Servant: Sir dono ko mar dya, ab lashon ka kya karon?
Husband: Wo ghar k peechay swimming pool mai phenk k bhag jao
Servant: Magar sir ghar k peechay to koi swimming pool hai he nie!!
Husband: OHHHHHHHH, Sorry WRONG NUMBER...........