Sardar Jee Train me

Train chali, sardar Jee aik Dabbay mai charh gehe.
Ticket checker Bola: Kyon Paa Jee nazar nei aata ye ladies ka dabba hai
Sardar Jee: Sorry G, menu laga C tusi Mard O

Sardar Ka jawab

Aik sardar dosray sardar se: Yar aik naey washing powder se shirt dohe hai to wo choti ho gei hai. Ab batao kya karon?

Dosra Sardar: Arey yar iss mai kya mushkel hai, Osi washing powder se khud b naha lo. Puri aa jae ge.